Do the Math

Do you ever need to do the math to remember how old you are?

For me it started after 30.

Um, let’s see…. 2010 — 1975 — carry the 1…

35.

Wait, no I was born in May. 34. Still 34.

I always do the math now, because I spent an entire year telling people I was 32 when I was really only 31.

Sometimes the math is shocking.

It’s 17 years this spring since I graduated from high school. I’m closing in on the 20 year mark.

20 years?

In my memory it’s still yesterday. When did it get to be so long ago?

Almost two decades since I plastered my bangs high in the air with Aquanet, pegged and rolled my jeans and listened to Boyz II Men on the radio.

Yeah. The 90’s. [Read more...]

Wordless Wednesday: The Tiff

Idiot Box

Everybody says too much TV makes your kids dumb. I’m going to start limiting David’s TV time, because it’s making him too smart. And making me look dumb.

We are in the car when David says, “Mommie, this box is recyclable.” He’s eating a snack in the backseat.

“Maybe. Some plastic can be recycled.”

“It says it’s recyclable. See these arrows? That means you can recycle it.” [Read more...]

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