Requests for Love

Okay, I’ve been getting these love request emails for a long time now, and thought it would be fun to share them with you, AND respond to them here.  Enjoy…

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“Wanna meeting with clever man.. Hope you’ll write back soon

There’s a woman for every man, and these specialty dating sites proves there also is a pet, a punker, a criminal etc. etc. for every man or woman.A site plan for the complex, called Riverview Casino, shows a casino, convention center, theater, hotel, sports bar, buffet, store space, an 18-hole golf

-Suanne Falk“

MY RESPONSE: I’m not sure what that last sentence means, but Riverview Casino sounds like a blast!  Just not with you, Suanne, because I don’t know you.

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“Hi Dear,
how are you today I hope that everything is ok with you as it is my great pleasure to contact you in having communication with you starting from today, was just playing around through the internet search when i found your email address,i want to make a very new and speciel friend,so i decided to contact you to see how we can make it work if we can. please i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happens in future. My name is Tracy Williams,i am from United State of America but presently i live and work in England I will be very happy if you can write me through my private email address (email address removed) for easy communication so that we can know each other, I will give you my pictures and details about me upon hearing from you. i wish you all the best.

-your new friend

Miss Tracy Williams”

MY RESPONSE:  Thank you for letting me know that when you “play around through the internet search” you get my name.  Lovely.

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“I ‘m just an average girl with needs. I must be in my prime coz I think of s&% more than ever!.. meet up with me on (website removed).

-Wila”

MY RESPONSE: I’m very sorry, but I am not the man you are looking for, nor am I in my prime.

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“My name is Miss Dyna,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.

Here is my email address (email address removed) i believe we can move from here.

I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Miss Dyna(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life

Yours Lover
Miss Dyna.”

MY RESPONSE: Yes, I agree, if I give you my email address we can go from there, but, wait, don’t you already have my email address?

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“I am kind,responsible,passionate, affectionate and have good sence of humour.Am seeking for a man who i can spend the rest of my life with , i dont care where you are coming from or what you do for a living but the most thing which i care about is the love and care that he will offer to me . I look much younger than I am. I know what is important in life and a relationship.I know that i may look soo young  that you can’t keep your eyes of me or you can’t trespress my profile without saying hello to me but i will like to say that beauty is a gift from God and love is from the heart and soul so i will like you to follow your heart but not what you see . I am a one man lady and very committed. I want someone to live life to the fullest and grow old with. I have a beautiful gentle nature and know how to communicate and that men are much different then woman . Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. It is not rude. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrong doing. It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseve. waiting to hear from that special one who is seeking as i am.

MY RESPONSE: I’m not interested in love, but I do want to know how to look much younger than I am.  Do tell.

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