Some Tips to Help Keep Your Christmas Merry

1. Hands down, the grandparents outdo you every time. Don’t even try to compete.

2. Re-gifting is fine. Until you forget to remove the tag with your name on it.

3. It is totally OK to use that whole “Santa is watching” thing one last time, and send the kids to bed early on Christmas Eve. They’ll be up at 4 a.m. anyway.

4. Prepare yourself for that one really awful gift by memorizing this phrase, “Oh, I don’t have anything like it. It’s so unique!” Then practice saying it to yourself in the mirror until you sound sincere.

5. No matter what you get your toddler, she’ll find the box more interesting than the gift that came in it.

6. When removing children’s toys from the packaging, wire cutters and a blowtorch come in handy.

7. Beware who’s around before you get caught standing underneath the mistletoe.

8. Play nice. Share the new video game console with the kiddos. Yeah, you know who you are.

9. Keep the Zhu Zhu Pets away from the cat. I’m just sayin’…

10. Turn off that silly computer, and go spend some time with your family!

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About Colleen Stout
Colleen spends her days wiping butts and pulling up pants as a stay-at-home mom to four year old David and three month old Wade. She and her husband Dave, who’s still putting up with her after 11 years, make their home in West Michigan. After graduating from college, Colleen worked as a journalist and a communications specialist. One day she realized she’d rather be at home making dinner than sitting in a cubicle listening to her boss talk about his Camero. Colleen packed up her desk, went home and had a baby. After getting her fill of Oprah and The View, she decided she needed something else to do besides watching daytime television. So she started her blog Mommie Daze where she writes about the funny, the sweet and just plain crazy moments of motherhood.

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  1. Luv2CUSmile says:

    Cool Tips! I enjoyed this list- Hope everyone had a fantastic Holiday! Getting ready for New Years Resolutions and anything that needs to be cleaned up and organized before the kids head back to school.

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  2. Donna says:

    Very cute!!

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