Do the Math

Do you ever need to do the math to remember how old you are?

For me it started after 30.

Um, let’s see…. 2010 — 1975 — carry the 1…

35.

Wait, no I was born in May. 34. Still 34.

I always do the math now, because I spent an entire year telling people I was 32 when I was really only 31.

Sometimes the math is shocking.

It’s 17 years this spring since I graduated from high school. I’m closing in on the 20 year mark.

20 years?

In my memory it’s still yesterday. When did it get to be so long ago?

Almost two decades since I plastered my bangs high in the air with Aquanet, pegged and rolled my jeans and listened to Boyz II Men on the radio.

Yeah. The 90’s. [Read more...]

Requests for Love

Okay, I’ve been getting these love request emails for a long time now, and thought it would be fun to share them with you, AND respond to them here.  Enjoy…

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“Wanna meeting with clever man.. Hope you’ll write back soon

There’s a woman for every man, and these specialty dating sites proves there also is a pet, a punker, a criminal etc. etc. for every man or woman.A site plan for the complex, called Riverview Casino, shows a casino, convention center, theater, hotel, sports bar, buffet, store space, an 18-hole golf

-Suanne Falk

MY RESPONSE: I’m not sure what that last sentence means, but Riverview Casino sounds like a blast!  Just not with you, Suanne, because I don’t know you.

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For all the Cold Weather Mommies!

There is a lot about winter that makes a Mom’s job very hard.  And I am talking about the Moms that live in climates that hit below freezing- not the Moms who have year around 70 plus degree weather. Those moms with the warm weather have no idea what us Northern climate Moms have to deal with! All the winter gear that is required just to get the kids out the front door. Even on the best days it takes me a minimum of 15 minutes to get my two boys out the door. That 15 minutes actually times out well because it takes at least that long for the car to warm up! There is more laundry because of all the layers that are needed to keep warm plus all the fleece footie pajamas! You can’t play out side for hours on end just to kill an afternoon. You don’t see the neighbors as much, play dates are harder to schedule… You can get snowed in for days!

That rant aside, there are some great pluses to the frosty season. And reasons for the Southern Mommies to be jealous: [Read more...]

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