Norman PhartEphant:: The Farting Elephant

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This cute little guy named Norman is not only a fun toy for your kids, it has a story behind the name…and noise too! Norman PhartEphant the Farting Elephant was inspired by an actual African elephant found in a US Zoo. Upon arriving to his new home, his change of diet caused him to have the poots. From the zoo and sometimes beyond, Norman explores the meaning of family and friends, and the many cultures of the world.  The first Norman book will arrive close

Flu Boo

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It’s a few days before Hall-O-Ween, and I am Completely. Freaked. Out. Not by by goblins and werewolves and vampires. No. It’s the creepy-crawly H1N1 that’s got me hiding under the sheets with a bottle of bleach. The Swine Flu scare is on here in West Michigan where I live. Schools are closed, churches and community centers are canceling activities hoping to stop the rapid spread. Emergency rooms and doctor’s offices are clogged, mostly with parents looking to get some relief for their kids. I’m

Things I had Before I had Children

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1. My sanity. 2. Nice furniture. 3. A fear of bodily fluids and excrements. Even puke doesn’t bother me anymore. 4. 8 hours of sleep. 5. A smaller butt. 6. A clue. I found out fast that I didn’t really have one at all. 7. Free time. 8. A laundry room without piles of dirty clothes. 9. Quiet dinners out at restaurants that don’t serve meals that come with toys. 10. An empty place in my heart only they could fill.

Signs You May Need a Social Media Break

1. You only eat at restaurants that have free WiFi. 2. You can no longer remember your childrens’ names, and simply call them DS1, DS2 and DD1. In real life. 3. You get misty-eyed at the mere thought of a new i-Phone app for Twitter. 4. Every time  you sign your name you put an @ symbol in front of it. 5. The only news you get is from your friends’ Facebook updates. “Tom is tired,” is not really news. 6. When your mother calls

5 Years Old and Shows It

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written by Jill My son is 5 and, boy, is he giving me a run for my money. He is a burping, talking back, argumentative, defiant ball of 5-year-old “ness.” He started kindergarten in late August. All was well for the first week. He did well in school…at least, we heard nothing from school, so we assumed he was toeing the line. He was tired. Week 2 was the same with no reports. Weeks 3, 4, 5…it was like O.K. wait a minute what did

What did he say?

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So, my kid is funny. And I’m sure your kids are funny. In fact I know they’re funny and sweet and say all kinds of clever things! When I saw this idea Jaxon wasn’t even talking yet…but it’s one I remembered! I started it a few months ago but it only lasted a day or so. But on the 1st I started it again. What is it? It’s the“Jar of Jaxon”. Yes, that’s the best I could come up with for now! The idea is

Husbands

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How can you tell that your husband has been working in your office??? Seriously, who leaves fries on the floor???  Men.