Things I Had Before I Had Children
1. My sanity.
2. Nice furniture.
3. A fear of bodily fluids and excrements. Even puke doesn’t bother me anymore.
4. 8 hours of sleep.
5. A smaller butt.
6. A clue. I found out fast that I didn’t really have one at all.
7. Free time.
8. A laundry room without piles of dirty clothes.
9. Quiet dinners out at restaurants that don’t serve meals that come with toys.
10. An empty place in my heart only they could fill.