50 Coffee Quotes for the Caffeine-Obsessed

Coffee is life. Coffee is energy. Coffee is EVERYTHING. Enjoy these quotes all about this java to fuel your caffeine obsession!

50 Coffee Quotes for the Caffeine-Obsessed

1. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” — Josephine Baker

2. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” — Jessi Lane Adams

3. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” — Justina Chen

4. “Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.” — Terry Pratchett

5. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” — Cassandra Clare

6. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

7. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” — Terri Guillemets

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8. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” — Harry Mahtar

9. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher

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10. “Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.” — Michael Scott, The Office

11. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” — Charles J. Sykes

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12. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.” — Jarod Kintz

13. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” — Earl Wilson

14. “I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.” — Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

15. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” — Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

16. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” — Terri Guillemets

17. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” — Earl Wilson

18. “I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.” — Jennifer Lopez

19. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” — Stephanie Piro

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20. “When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” — Helen Hayes

21. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” — Holly Black

22. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” — Alphonse Allais

23. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our sense, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” —Rohan Marley

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24. “Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.” — Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

25. “I like my coffee like I like myself; strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” — Jac Vanek

26. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”— Lewis Black

27. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” — Nanea Hoffman

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28. “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” — Dave Berry

29. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” — Clark Gable

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30. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” — Thomas Jefferson

31. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” — Donna A. Favors

32. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee’.” — Cherise Sinclair

33. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” — AJ Lee

34. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch

35. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” — Flash Rosenberg

36. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” — Hugh Jackman

37. “I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.” — Laurell K. Hamilton

38. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.’” — Adam Gopnik

39. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.” — Johann Sebastian Bach

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40. “I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.”— J. Lynn

41. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins

42. “My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.” — Jarod Kintz

43. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” — Leanna Renee Hieber

44. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” — Jessi Lane Adams

45. “Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.” — Laurell K. Hamilton

46. “Coffee is a language in itself.” — Jackie Chan

47. “I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m gonna be today.” — Nanea Hoffman

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48. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” — Marcia Carrington

49. “Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow.” — Meik Wiking, The Little Book of Hygge

50. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh